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WARNING! They should put a warning label on the cover of all women's magazines, something like this: WARNING: This magazine is an absurdly unrealistic portrayal of female life. The advice given is completely moronic and should not be taken. The products and clothes are insanely expensive and you will never be able to afford them, or for that matter fit into them. The boobs: implants The hair: extensions The tan: fake The skin: re-touched Reading this magazine may cause you to have an unrealistic idea of what a woman should look like and can cause such diseases as anorexia & bulemia or both. Reading this magazine may also cause you to feel very bad about yourself, as you will never live up to the standards set by it. PROCEED WITH CAUTION. |
