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Who the hell are you?
02.10.05 2:49 pm

75 tasty tidbits about cmyk:

1. I am a woman.
2. I'm was born in 1979, year of the Goat.
3. My boyfriend was born in the year of the snake, which makes us incompatible if you believe all that hooey, which I don't unless it's in my favor.
4. I have a baby named Cleopatra. She's an 7 year-old pitbull/bull mastiff mix.
5. She has issues.
6. I enjoy sex.
7. I'm fascinated by thin women.
8. "I'm just tryin' to find a decent melody, a song that I can sing, in my own company."
9. My vices are as follows:
   a) Vodka, chilled
   b) Ben & Jerry's Oatmeal Cookie Chunk
   c) The Reefer
   d) Inspiration movies involving singing and/or dancing (i.e. Save The Last Dance, Sister Act II)
   e) Love
   f) Cleopatra (See item 4, above.)
   g) Diva-esque female singers
   
10. I'm not good at hating.
11. I DETEST having my picture taken.
12. Actually, I DETEST seeing pictures of myself.
13. I am a voyeur.
14. I never make my bed.
15. My favorite kind of therapy is retail.
16. My credit card companies are very happy about that.
17. I am cold A LOT.
18. I enjoy a little pain with my pleasure, if you know what I mean.
19. Despite frequent suggestions to do so, I will not be auditioning for American Idol.
20. I love to watch it though.
21. I am very feminine and I love being a woman.
22. I hate my job.
23. I need a new job.
24. I don't eat meat.
25. In college my friend and I took pictures of each other naked. Very artisitic and tasteful, of course.
26. I've transfered colleges three times and dropped out three times.
27. I get good grades, though.
28. I am a graphic designer.
29. But I work (temporarily) for an energy company doing customer service and if I don't find a new job asap I will slit my wrists.
30. I've been to more funerals in my life than weddings.
31. I used to be a Christian.
32. Currently I classify myself as agnostic.
33. I believe in sex before marriage.
34. I believe in cohabitation.
35. I believe in same-sex marriage.
36. I would prefer our president to be Howard Dean.
37. I used to vote Republican.
38. I've never had sex with a woman.
39. I'm not opposed to the idea.
40. My favorite white wine is Pinot Grigio and my favorite red is Cabernet Sauvignon.
41. I don't drink beer.
42. I really like wine.
43. I watch Newlyweds.
44. I watch The Daily Show.
45. I'm too concerned with what my family thinks.
46. I have good intentions.
47. I get lost in the details.
48. I try hard to be a good listener.
49. I try hard to not give unsolicited advice.
50. My family gives me WAY too much unsolicited advice.
51. People accuse me of having a bedroom voice on the phone.
52. The only kids I like are the ones I'm related to.
53. I may never have kids.
54. I'm on the fence about marriage.
55. I believe that the most beautiful people in the world are biracial.
56. I'm way stronger and more stable than I or other people give me credit for.
57. I need to learn to get out of my own damn way.
58. It's all in my head.
59. I'm not a doer.
60. I'm a talker and a thinker, and a buyer of the equipment necessary-er.
61. I'm not good at dieting.
62. I'm not good at sports.
63. I'm quite good at tetris.
64. I've never met a dog I didn't like.
65. I'm bored with this.
66. Close enough.