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Who the hell are you?
02.10.05 2:49 pm
75 tasty tidbits about cmyk:
- I am a woman.
- I'm was born in 1979, year of the Goat.
- My boyfriend was born in the year of the snake, which makes us incompatible if you believe all that hooey, which I don't unless it's in my favor.
- I have a baby named Cleopatra. She's an 7 year-old pitbull/bull mastiff mix.
- She has issues.
- I enjoy sex.
- I'm fascinated by thin women.
- "I'm just tryin' to find a decent melody, a song that I can sing, in my own company."
- My vices are as follows:
a) Vodka, chilled
b) Ben & Jerry's Oatmeal Cookie Chunk
c) The Reefer
d) Inspiration movies involving singing and/or dancing (i.e. Save The Last Dance, Sister Act II)
f) Cleopatra (See item 4, above.)
g) Diva-esque female singers
- I'm not good at hating.
- I DETEST having my picture taken.
- Actually, I DETEST seeing pictures of myself.
- I am a voyeur.
- I never make my bed.
- My favorite kind of therapy is retail.
- My credit card companies are very happy about that.
- I am cold A LOT.
- I enjoy a little pain with my pleasure, if you know what I mean.
- Despite frequent suggestions to do so, I will not be auditioning for American Idol.
- I love to watch it though.
- I am very feminine and I love being a woman.
- I hate my job.
- I need a new job.
- I don't eat meat.
- In college my friend and I took pictures of each other naked. Very artisitic and tasteful, of course.
- I've transfered colleges three times and dropped out three times.
- I get good grades, though.
- I am a graphic designer.
- But I work (temporarily) for an energy company doing customer service and if I don't find a new job asap I will slit my wrists.
- I've been to more funerals in my life than weddings.
- I used to be a Christian.
- Currently I classify myself as agnostic.
- I believe in sex before marriage.
- I believe in cohabitation.
- I believe in same-sex marriage.
- I would prefer our president to be Howard Dean.
- I used to vote Republican.
- I've never had sex with a woman.
- I'm not opposed to the idea.
- My favorite white wine is Pinot Grigio and my favorite red is Cabernet Sauvignon.
- I don't drink beer.
- I really like wine.
- I watch Newlyweds.
- I watch The Daily Show.
- I'm too concerned with what my family thinks.
- I have good intentions.
- I get lost in the details.
- I try hard to be a good listener.
- I try hard to not give unsolicited advice.
- My family gives me WAY too much unsolicited advice.
- People accuse me of having a bedroom voice on the phone.
- The only kids I like are the ones I'm related to.
- I may never have kids.
- I'm on the fence about marriage.
- I believe that the most beautiful people in the world are biracial.
- I'm way stronger and more stable than I or other people give me credit for.
- I need to learn to get out of my own damn way.
- It's all in my head.
- I'm not a doer.
- I'm a talker and a thinker, and a buyer of the equipment necessary-er.
- I'm not good at dieting.
- I'm not good at sports.
- I'm quite good at tetris.
- I've never met a dog I didn't like.
- I'm bored with this.
- Close enough.