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"For real, and if you'd have been there I'd have my notes from yesterday."
2001-07-16 12:02 a.m.

Today I went to the Dells to get an Iced-Mocha-Cappicino-granita, and I was sittin' all cool with my legs up on the chair, when I decided the smart thing to do would be to straighten the table cloth.

Yes, that would be the table cloth underneath my iced-mocha-cappucino-granita. Yes, brilliant. I know.

I had iced-mocha-cappucino-granita in my freaking lap, people!

On the way home I sang "mochachocalata, in my crotcha." That was really special.

It's PMS! PMS makes you drop shit. For real! I been droppin shit all day.