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silly little anti-carb dieters
October 02, 2001 2:50 a.m.

Today I bought two low-carb snack bars (lemon something and chocolate peanut butter.) I would just like to make you all aware that low-carb snack bar is code for polycarbo-styrofoam-rubbero. I took one bite of each "snack bar" and proceeded to almost die.

Who invented such a thing? Did they really think to themselves "we'll just substitute styrofoam and rubber for sugar and carbs....those silly little anti-carb dieters will never know! A ha ha ha!!"

Bastards.

Carbohydrates are ruining my life.