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CMYK's F.A.Q.
2001-07-31 10:00 p.m.

CMYK'S F.A.Q.:

Q: TARA, YOU SEEM PYSCHOTIC. HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THERAPY?

A: Yes, alcohol, diet pepsi, cigarettes, driving. It's all very new-agey.

Q: ARE YOU SEEING ANYONE SPECIAL?

A: Yes, every time I watch the Faculty.

Q: YOU SEEM LIKE KIND OF A LOSER, ARE YOU STILL LIVING AT HOME?

A: It depends what you mean by the word "home."

Q: ARE YOU AN EXTREMELY FAMOUS SINGER?

A: Well, my Toyota Corrolla's steering wheel has heard of me...

Q: HOW MANY TIMES SHOULD PEOPLE BE SPANKED FOR HAVING AN INSANE AMOUNT OF BUMPER STICKERS ON THEIR CARS?

A: 12.

Q: DO YOU SMOKE?

A: Stop harassing me!

Q: MY BOYFRIEND WANTS ME TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM BUT I'M NOT READY, WHAT SHOULD I DO?

A: Have sex with his best friend first, then see if you're ready.

Q: TARA, YOU SEEM VERY 'UP ON THE ISSUES', DO YOU BELONG TO A CERTAIN POLITICAL PARTY?

A: Yes. The one where you don't talk about politics or religion CAUSE IT'S RUDE!

Q: YOU SEEM KIND OF JUMPY, DID YOU HAVE A LOT OF CAFFEINE TODAY?

A: Diet Pepsi, baby.

Q: ARE YOU REALLY A GRAPHIC/WEB DESIGNER?

A: No. I just play one at work.

Q: I'M A HUGE FAN OF YOURS, WILL YOU COME VISIT ME IN CALIFORNIA?

A: Yes.

Q: WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?

A: Goodbye Joe.

Q: DID PEOPLE REALLY ASK YOU THESE QUESTIONS?

A: Are you accusing me of something?

Q: SHOULDN'T YOU BE IRONING YOUR CLOTHES?