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Permanent Results Without Permanent Dieting I have started my new diet, that I said I would start approximately six years ago, but never did until now, because I am too lazy. Diet conversation at work tonight: Me: I'm hungry! Fellow Employee: You want a cookie? Me: NO! GET IT AWAY! PLEASE! (COVERING EYES) Me: I want carbohydrates!!!!!! FE: No you don't. Me: I am hungry!!! AGRHGRURHGUR! FE: NO YOU'RE NOT. Me: I NEEEEEEED Carbohydrates. FE: (Rolls over in chair, looks me in eye) If you are hungry you have to brush your teeth or chew ice. It works, I've heard. Me: Okay, I'll try it. Me(Five Minutes Later): I'm hungry, MUST HAVE CARBS NOW! FE: Do you want me to beat you with this cookie on your head? Me: I will not be conquered by carbohydrates, dammit. |